Papa tried it today, but I soon put him right. The blighter thought
milk would be enough, honestly?
Today I decided to see how long it would
take them to come and get me if I just started shouting. About fifteen
minutes as it happens. I've managed it quicker in the past but it requires more effort and this morning I just couldn't be arsed. His first mistake was walking through the door. Does he not realise I require the MAMA first thing in the morning. The PAPA just will not do. His second mistake was smiling at me and saying "Hello beautiful, good morning". Who does he think he is?! I soon showed him. The tears were just the start, next came the screaming/moaning and finally the rolling around on the floor. Every now and then I would stop 'performing' to snatch a peep up at him, to see how impressed he must be with me. The bugger just stared down at me smiling, absentmindedly, scratching his tummy. "I'll show him" I thought, just you wait until breakfast...
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