Sunday, 3 June 2012

All I require is your bank account and sort code?!

SPAMMER TO ME:
Ms Susan Nkoyo susan.nkoyo@gmail.com via hawk.eukhost.com 
27/07/2007

Dearest one.

I am miss Susan Nkoyo from ivory coast and i am contacting you because i need your help in the management of the money my father left behind before he died. The money is USD$ 5.7m and the money is lodged in a security company here in Abidjan Ivory coast.

My father used to be a very rich cocoa farmer when he was alive, he was later murdered by one of his business colleagues and now they want to get hold of his properties they have succeeded in taking taking all his landed properties and now they are after his money all i want you to help me stand as my guardian and as my  appointed beneficiary to receive the money in your country since i am only a girl and 21 yrs of age and without a mother or a father so you i am helpless, i can only seek help from a foreign country because if i do it in my country they might know.

Please i will like you to reply me so that i will tell you more about this,we need to be fast so that this money will be transferred to your account, and also get me papers to come down to your country to continue my education there.

I am waiting for your urgent reply and i will give you a call provided you give me your  phone number, and also send you a couple of my pictures if it is necessary.

I am hoping to hear from you quick.

God bless you as you wiah to help me.

Miss Susan Nkoyo

ME TO SPAMMER:

Ian Boyd boydicuss@googlemail.com
06/08/2007

to susan.nkoyo
 
Dear Susan, I'm sorry that you are in trouble and ordinarily I would love to help you but at the moment I have a problem with my bank account. I have recently discovered that a small squirrel has become stuck in the large door to my account and it is stuck in such a way that if I try to open the account the squirrel will be killed. I'm afraid I can't do that because I really like squirrels. I have got a man from the RSPCA working on freeing the squirrel as we speak, so hopefully it won't be trapped much longer. Good luck with your evil uncle, or whatever it was.... and actually as we are on the subject of bank accounts, because I have the small matter of the squirrel to deal with I have no money either, I was wondering if you could lend me some money until the animal is free? All I require is your bank account and sort code?

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