You are the weakest link, your're fired!

SPAMMER TO ME:
-----Original Message-----
From: jpuras@edu.xunta.es [mailto:jpuras@edu.xunta.es]
Sent: 05 February 2012 16:00
Subject: ****SPAM**** MONEY TRANSFER REFERENCE:1110-0011

My working partner in relationship with
HSBC London has concluded that our working
partner has helped us to send you first payment of £5,000 Pounds to
you as instructed by Mr David Cameroon and will
keep sending you £5,000 twice a week until
the payment of (£820,000 ) is completed
within Eight months and here is the information
MONEY TRANSFER REFERENCE:1110-0011
SENDER'S NAME: Mike Marx
AMOUNT: £5,000
To track your funds forward money gram
Transfer agent Mr Allan Davis
Your Name.____
Phone .____
Contact Allan Davis for the funds clearance
certificate neccessary for the release of your funds
E-mail:mrallan_davis1@yahoo.co.jp
D/L: Tel:+447024070319

Best Regards,
Mr Allan Davis

ME TO SPAMMER:

Ian Boyd	8 Feb
to jpuras

Dear Allun,

I would love lots of money, what with this recession really kicking in and the cost of living increasing, thank you for selecting me. However I looked up this Mr David Cameroon fella on facebook and to be honest I don't like the look of him, I'm not sure he's trustworthy... he still has schoolboy hair and his podgy face sweats too much for my liking!

With this in mind, I would like to do business with you but I need some further reassurances on your intentions and trustworthiness.  If you can send me a photo of a polar bear drinking a mango milkshake, while standing on a surf board, balancing on one leg, whilst flipping the bird, I will know you are a decent person and would be happy to talk more.

If you cannot then I'm afraid the deal is off and in the words of my favourite made up TV presenter Lord Ann Robinson "You are the weakest link, your're fired!"

Yours Truly

Porky Pig