This might just be your lucky day Ted!

SPAMMER TO ME: From: Ted Lawrence [mailto:telawrence215@yahoo.com.hk] Sent: 09 November 2011 11:56 Subject: Let Us Invest With You. Reply Needed Greetings, I wish to invest with you, I have $65 Million US dollars that I want to move out secretly for investment purpose in your country but I need a good partner I can trust. This fund is legal. The owner is late Japanese business man died in earthquake without any trace of relatives. But the question is can I trust you when the funds gets to you? You will take your 30% for the assistance and keep the remaining for us in a safe custody. Ted Lawrence   ME TO SPAMMER:	16/11/2011

Oh my goodness Ted... this might just be your lucky day!!

Have you heard of a little Argentine footballer called Carlos Tevas? He's a English Premier League star striker? Well you have the good fortune to have spammed one of his close friends and advisers. You may have read in the papers that he is having a few problems with his current team Manchester City and is thinking about finding a new team. How would you feel about being his new owner? Him banging in the goals in your name?

It just so happens that the $65 million you mentioned in your below email, is exactly the amount the Carlos's buyout clauses would cost. If you hurry, we could have this deal done by Christmas.... imagine that, Santa bringing you your very own short Argentine Premier League Footballer!!! Lucky You.

All I need to get this deal moving is a photo of yourself wearing a Cape and Sombrero, smoking a fat Cuban cigar. Carlos is not just a piece of meat, he is very particular over who owns him... he needs to know you can be trusted. Apparently in Argentina, this photo is a way of singling out trustworthy from untrustworthy people. He also asks that you send him a couple of those pink barbie dolls for his daughters, they are always selling out over here, and the girls can not get enough of all that 'American Dream'.

After he receives these good will gifts, Carlos says we can set up a meeting. He wants it to be held at Disneyland Paris... he loves the rides, but if he sees Mickey, then I'm afraid the deal is off, as he fucking hates mice.

We look forward to receiving your gifts soon, then we can talk business.

Nice one Ted.