Sunday, 3 June 2012

Animal Anecdotes



Cows eat grass, then shit out butter
Pigs eat swill, and roll in the gutter
Sheep are stupid and follow each other
Dolphins talk sonar and are awfully clever

Bees are magicians, from pollen into honey
Dogs are not… but they love us and they’re funny
Cats are furry and small and sneaky
Mice buy churches with cheese and they’re squeaky

Owls have necks like the exorcist
Baby animals can’t walk so they look like they’re pissed
Grizzerly bears aren’t fat, they’re just big boned
Hyenas just laugh like they’re constantly stoned


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