Pigs
eat swill, and roll in the gutter
Sheep
are stupid and follow each other
Dolphins
talk sonar and are awfully clever
Bees
are magicians, from pollen into honey
Dogs
are not… but they love us and they’re funny
Cats
are furry and small and sneaky
Mice
buy churches with cheese and they’re squeaky
Owls
have necks like the exorcist
Baby
animals can’t walk so they look like they’re pissed
Grizzerly
bears aren’t fat, they’re just big boned
Hyenas
just laugh like they’re constantly stoned
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© Ian Boyd 2005
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